Day Fifteen

Tessa says Facebook is being a gateway site to other, more dangerous social media sites.

Day Fourteen

Tessa says Facebook is being slightly discolored and it's not her fault.

Day Thirteen

Tessa says FaceBook is being squeezable, like Charmin.

Day Twelve

Tessa says Facebook is being served! (booyah)

Day Eleven

Tessa says Facebook is being cray cray.

Day Ten

Tessa says Facebook is being held over for an extended engagement due to popular demand.

Day Nine

Tessa says Facebook is being like a bad cover version of "You Give Love a Bad Name".

Day Eight

Tessa says Facebook is being good, bad, and ugly.

Day Seven

Tessa says Facebook is being less than zero.

Day Six

Tessa says Facebook is being way harsh.

Day Five

Tessa says Facebook is being overly sensitive.

Day Four

Tessa says Facebook is being obtuse.

Day Three

Tessa says Facebook is being a selfish lover.

Day Two

Tessa says Facebook is being a NeoMaxiZoomDweebie.

Day One

Tessa says Facebook is being a turkey butt.